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Shawn

4 weeks ago

1.0

The listing promises a peaceful escape. What you actually get is front-row seating to the road, where traffic provides the soundtrack to your vacation. The photos are a masterclass in creative framing because they somehow forgot to mention the missing door and window seals that invite geckos, ants, and every bug within a five-mile radius directly into the bedrooms. You’re not renting the house alone—you’re simply the largest species staying there. The kitchen doubles as a mouse thoroughfare. Nothing quite says “vacation” like watching rodents make their evening commute while you’re making dinner. The ant infestation is relentless, insects are everywhere, and the stained, broken blinds are a reminder that maintenance appears to have checked out long before the guests arrived. Then there’s the air conditioning, which decided the middle of the night was the perfect time to quit. House is for sale, maintenance isn’t happening. Skip this house, go elsewhere if you want a good vacation!

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Ian

3 months ago

5.0

We enjoyed our stay in this private paradise. The beds were comfortable, the pool was warm, and it was close to restaurants and the beach. We used our car only a few times, as the location allowed us to walk along the beach to restaurants. We recommend this place!